The Official Merch of Bad Ideas and Worse Decisions. Lesser Known People: Wearable Chaos, Printed in the USA. You laughed at the memes. Now wear the crime scene.

Designed by real degenerates. Printed and shipped by our partners at Spring — fast, reliable, and 100% legit.

✅ US-based printing & shipping

✅ Secure checkout (Spring)

✅ 30-day returns / satisfaction guarantee

✅ Sizes XS-3XL

Shipping & Returns
• Printed & shipped from U.S. warehouse — 3-5 business days production time.
• Flat rate shipping.
• 30-day returns/exchanges — you’re covered.